Telegram

TELEGRAM # 1

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as :

"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM # 2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife :

* "I wish you were here."
* The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."
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TELEGRAM # 4

* A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
* The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
* Well, he thinks for a while and says: "Let's put, 'you are not getting
older you are getting better'".
* The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
* The man says, "Well, put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are getting better' at the bottom."
* The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened.
* The entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the Bottom".